This one here is an easy one. One technique that many teenagers/young adults (with and before me) have mastered through years of experience and leaving things as messy as possible. Often this was out of pure spite towards their mother's constant nagging telling them to “Clean your room! You live under my roof and I … Continue reading How NOT to Clean your Room
In this post I will try to give you an idea of how sincere my dysfunctionality is. I will, therefore, give you a snapshot of my week from Tuesday to Friday. Monday was relatively calm, after taking an exam my boyfriend came over and I was very tired so cuddled up and slept most of … Continue reading How NOT to Blog (a few days in my dysfunctional life)
Now, before writing this post I would like to say two things, the first being that I live in a country where the legal drinking age is 18 and therefore being 19 I can now legally do so. The second is that I do in no way support underage drinking and, nonetheless, this post will … Continue reading How NOT to drink responsibly
The sense of belonging you feel when you're in a community which adores the same books/movies/videogames as you do is something I have always loved and since I learnt to read I was quick to obsess over every little detail of a new potential fandom. As soon as I got a little older and therefore … Continue reading How NOT to be in a Fandom
When the rare occasion crops up and you happen to have nothing to do until after midday it can be very relaxing, however (though sleeping late may be enjoyable), once awake you should probably get going with your day and at least partake in some form of activity. This is not my case. I must … Continue reading How NOT to Get Things Done (when you have a free morning)
Ah, packing. The crutch of all travellers, always eager to be prepared for all occasions without enough space available to achieve their goal. Especially if you're me, such an accomplished procrastinator that (ignoring the constant reminders by my mother) I manage to always find myself packing no sooner than the day before departure. I have … Continue reading How NOT to Pack
Now, there are very many ways to do this and a thorough and reliable study technique is barely ever found; this is why the Starbucks ™ revenue increases greatly during exam seasons, leaving behind many nervous, sleep deprived and desperate students wishing they had gotten started on their work months earlier. I however am as … Continue reading How NOT to Study
Follow-up post of "How NOT to contemplate your life". We are all particles in an ever-expanding universe. I know what you’re thinking, I’ve heard this phrase before. Well, that’s not what I mean, so let me explain. First, the concept I’m trying to express is a lot simpler than whatever you think I meant. We … Continue reading Night-Time Wanderings
Everyone has lost countless time contemplating things which are fundamentally and so basically obviously useless. The human race even created two whole branches of study for it: philosophy and religion. Some answers have been proposed but none convincing or complete enough and the people who wallow in these questions frustratingly get underpaid (at least the … Continue reading How NOT to Contemplate Life
How NOT to be functional 