I have huge problems staying by myself. It's mainly connected to my borderline personality disorder, bit also a pain. I wish I could be more autonomous and am working on it. I hope to manage but, in the meantime, I present the guide on How NOT to Stay Alone. 1. Be anxious. Make sure your … Continue reading How NOT to Manage being Alone
There are many ways not to listen to music but one in particular tops all others. I'm sure you are all aware of that little icon you can tap, also known as "repeat one". Whenever you see this item, trust me, don't press it. Ever, it's a trap. You see, music producers, especially talented ones, … Continue reading How NOT to Listen to Music
I must say, I have never really been the girl to love shopping. Actually, truth be told, I hate it with all my heart. I am twenty years old and am still jubilant my mother still buys me most of my clothes! The very idea of having to walk around shops, try things on and … Continue reading How NOT to Shop (part 1: retail therapy)
Travelling is fun. Everybody enjoys visiting new places, learning new customs and finding themselves immersed in a completely different culture. Whether for a more cultural or adventure packed trip, you're bound to have a lot of fun. Activities are great, as is sightseeing, trying the local cuisines and walking around new places in general. There … Continue reading How Not to Travel
I, like so many others, have had my fair share of messed up, wrong and just generally dysfunctional relationships. Whether it my or their fault, these partners often even somehow contributed to the issues that I now have. Nonetheless, I have learnt a few things, specifically: how NOT to be in a relationship. 1.Over-clinginess. I … Continue reading How NOT to Be in a Relationship
Not sleeping or wrongly sleeping is one of my main areas of expertise. Either way, throughout the years I have found multiple ways to stay awake all night, leaving me looking like a zombie with purple circles under my eyes any goth person would be jealous of. This is not something I enjoy, I absolutely … Continue reading How NOT to Sleep
This is a problem many people have, it may even be what may be considered the downside (if one must insist on finding one) of videogames and the reason why there are South Korean children able to beat you and a team of five by themselves. With my incredibly dysfunctional lifestyle, I have found that … Continue reading How NOT to Play Videogames (obsessive playing)
I welcome you to part two of this post, if you haven't already read the first go check it out! What I want to discuss today is reading lists, the very reason why so many books I want to and am sincerely interested in reading remain forgotten and unread. It all stems from the fact … Continue reading How NOT to Read – Part 2 (reading lists)
This one here is an easy one. One technique that many teenagers/young adults (with and before me) have mastered through years of experience and leaving things as messy as possible. Often this was out of pure spite towards their mother's constant nagging telling them to “Clean your room! You live under my roof and I … Continue reading How NOT to Clean your Room
In this post I will try to give you an idea of how sincere my dysfunctionality is. I will, therefore, give you a snapshot of my week from Tuesday to Friday. Monday was relatively calm, after taking an exam my boyfriend came over and I was very tired so cuddled up and slept most of … Continue reading How NOT to Blog (a few days in my dysfunctional life)
How NOT to be functional 